On my mind

Tipping: If you are going to eat out. Please plan accordingly. If you can't afford a tip. STAY HOME. If the service is bad, tell the server and then ask for a manager. Just leaving nothing doesn't always translate into bad service. Most times they think it's YOU, not them.

If you're cheap. STAY HOME.

Signing your signature: In most cases checks are not even looked at. They are processed through a machine so it doesn't matter if your signature is not perfect or even correct. Same goes with signing for your credit card. Scribble works just as well. Just don't stress about it. Sign and move along. I've never signed my name. Never had a problem.

Grumpy: It's a bummer to go out with you. If you don't find joy in anything. STAY HOME or get to the doctor to find out why. If you don't want to do either of those things. Please don't include me in your misery. I'm enjoying life. It's too short to waste on being grumpy or spending time with someone who always complains. I understand everyone has a bad day but not EVERYDAY. That is a problem you need to address.

Cell Phones: You are not so important that you can't turn your phone off during a meeting/event. There's nothing so important that you need to check or read. If there is, you should have stayed home. If for those few hours you can't stop yourself from checking FB, texting or whatever, you need to STAY HOME. Why go to the event at all? If you don't want to interact with others in person and would rather do it via cell phone then STAY HOME and do it. You're wasting my time and being rude.